In the wake of yet another disastrous performance by the England Cricket team, Lusipurr eschews conversation about sport, retreating instead to the traditional bastion of all those who are disinclined to physical activity: the video game arcade.
Lusipurr and SiliconNooB discuss the announcement of further Wii U titles for the Nintendo Switch, the latest twist in the Crytek vs. Cloud Imperium saga, the launch of free Ni No Kuni 2 DLC, and both normal and Australian ways to deal with Game Fatigue.
Lusipurr dons his pith helmet and jodhpurs, and then accidentally sells SiliconNooB, Imitanis, and Java into wage slavery. The merry imperial company then set sail for Victorian India, where late afternoon tea and crumpets are served on the veranda.
When Lusipurr begins an audit of the books, he discovers a terrible error: Imitanis has been stealing the Literature Corner for months! After several redactions, corrections, and updates, a reappropriation ensures that SiliconNooB gets his just desserts.