PS5 launch day is cancelled, Square Enix quarterly profits are cancelled, and PSVR is cancelled in the news of the week!
With Lusipurr distracted by Dragon Quest VIII and a plate full of blueberry pancakes, Adeki, Imitanis, and SiliconNooB break into the company larder and make off with the Presidential Mutton Supply, resultling in a building-wide lockdown and mutton-hunt.
Bioware goes full retard, Final Fantasy XV's Season Pass is revealed, and Square Enix exploits dying children in the news of the week!
Square Enix do not care to go up against Persona 5, Square Enix doubled the length of Tomb Raider's exclusivity, more shameless fraud is perpetrated by Schafer et al., and one must go fast in 'Prince of Stride – Alternative' in the news of the week!
Square Enix makes positive changes to Final Fantasy XV, Eidos ditches controversial pre-order campaign, Activision trolls Singapore, and One-Punch Man is set to debut in the news of the week!
Denis Dyack maintains silence over further child abuse allegations, Phil Spencer tries to convince gamers that Microsoft is not evil by appealing to their appreciation of business practice, and 1080p suddenly matters to Microsoft in the news of the week!