Following a JRPG-studded series of game announcements, Caspius, SiliconNooB, and Mel develop an acute case of optimism about the state of the industry; and, their jollity is only increased when they learn of the sequel to Caspius’ favourite game: Chess.
“I was just holding it for a friend!” the disgraced website owner claims.
LIONHEAD STUDIOS IS CLOSED. FABLE LEGENDS IS CANCELLED. ALL IS WELL.
Lionhead Studios has been utterly vanquished through Lusipurrean machinations, Xseed gets their tits out, Final Fantasy XV’s Hajime Tabata wants to make players cry, and Luck & Logic fuses magical waifus in the news of the week!
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When Peter Molyneux belches forth a veritable avalanche of fibs, untruths, falsehoods, deceits, tall tales, and straight-up lies, the industry holds him to account, exposing, beyond doubt, the untrustworthiness of gaming’s most infamous charlatan.
Lusipurr, Ethos, and Mel confront a week of Nintendo-centric nonsense; Bup makes an appearance to discuss David Cage and Peter Molyneux; and the disappearance of Rhyme and Reason are explained. ALSO AS I SAID, Wikipedia says Zinc is a mineral, NOT a vitam
Sony spends up on exclusive content for PS4, Sony supports the localisation of Japanese content, and the Austalian ratings board once again embarrasses itself terribly in the news of the week!
Still reeling from the week’s expose on notorious cheater and sneak Louis “I Downloaded My Platinums on the Internet” Vazquez, the panel manages to scrape together some news with the help of veteran podcaster and cat expert, Chris ‘Siamese’ Privitere.
In the second of two promised reviews, Caspius examines Fable, and weighs in on what makes it so incredibly terrible.
In his last article of 2011, Emmori rambles on about morality in Western games, and how to make choices video games matter. Read more about it here!
In this week, the panel Fable. Deimosion Fable, SiliconNooB Fable, Blitzmage Fable, and Enrei Fable. Lusipurr also Fable. Fable Fable Fable. Also: World of Fablecraft, Actifable, Call of Fable, and Fable Fable Fable Fable Fable Fable Fable. Fable!