Site donations go live and readers queue up by the score to invest their hard-earned funds in the world's most important going concern: video game news blogs. With a fistful of dollars, the staff begin to plan a Foster's-oriented trip to Australia. Or E3.
There's nothing bigger than Christmas antipodean style, and Australian Christmas doesn't disappoint. Earnings forecasts are down, Foster's sales are up, and Nate Liles is conspicuously absent and almost certainly drunk. Get out your semaphor kit, mate!