This week SiliconN00B offers in-depth coverage of the state of JRPGs across the PS4, Switch, Xbone, and PC.
Battleborn goes Free-To-Play, Yusuke Naora has left Square Enix, and the studio behind Firewatch plans to make terrible movies in the news of the week!
Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, Mel, and Java incorrectly predict the outcome of the Cricket World Cup, then move on to a discussion of how to make a satisfactory batch of cranberry orange muffins, complete with Zestria--and, furthermore, Sabin must be destroyed.
Definitive proof that the Japanese are not responsible for Japanese Xbone sales, Zelda U is delayed as Eiji Aonuma equivocates, and Hajime Tabata attempts some ill-advised PR for Final Fantasy XV in the news of the week!
When Lusipurr declares war, the site's giant robots are reactivated and the trench-digging commences. But even exciting Cricket and increased Zestria production are not enough to forestall gloomy news from the Nintendo, Konami, and Square Enix fronts.
In an effort to prevent Lusipurr enjoying his pizza, SiliconNooB harasses him with constant gibberings and dribblings of a news- and cricket-related nature. Then, adding insult to the injury, Bup arrives on the scene, necessitating even more shouting.