Caspius and SiliconNooB take a break from their week-long celebration of the Final Fantasy VII Remake delay to present the news (and delays) of the week, along with some in-depth analysis of Sony and Microsoft’s potential hardware plans for 2020.
As further Final Fantasy VII Remake details surface, Caspius and SiliconNooB conclude that the forthcoming title will serve only to destroy all trace of the original’s excellence, henceforth replacing it, for new gamers, with Nomura’s fetid production.
With the design of a 1990s subwoofer, the Xbox Series X–now called simply ‘Xbox’–is unveiled by Microsoft to the consternation of Caspius and SiliconNooB, who wonder if there is a German reason why companies shy away from releasing ‘version 9’ products.
Caspius and SiliconNooB examine the latest release of Square Enix propaganda related to the Final Fantasy VII Remake, including new (terrible) characters, Aerith’s combat details, Heidegger’s weight-loss plan, and the conspicuous absence of Red XIII.
Caspius and SiliconNooB unveil a bevy of holiday surprise announcements, and–in a surprising TDT-twist–most of the announcements are positive, so that the panelists must strive to contain their excitement about Axiom Verge 2, amongst others!
Sony has been deleting YOUR reviews, Crystal Chronicles has been delayed, and Bravely Default II has been announced in the news of the week!
Romancing Saga 3 gets a physical release, Final Fantasy VII Remake’s ‘Classic Mode’ has been ruined, and Motomu Toriyama is now co-director of Final Fantasy VII Remake in the news of the week!
Tifa’s voice actor has been threatened, some welcome changes have been made to Trials of Mana, and missing pokemon are being modded back into Sword and Shield in the news of the week!
SiliconNooB makes merry, and then some, before joining Caspius in a considerable state of inebriation. The news is examined in due course, followed by the knock-out round of the Smash Bros. Tournament, without any sign of SiliconNooB’s unnamed ‘thingy’.
Square Enix has been misrepresenting the graphical quality of Final Fantasy VII Remake, Final Fantasy VII Remake’s gameplay details get worse, and Playstation takes another step away from its Japanese roots in the news of the week!