Yoshinori Kitase promises further destruction of Final Fantasy VII, Atlus is busy fixing Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne HD Remaster, and Japanese developers share their resolutions for 2021 in the news of the week!
Great Takahashi, / ambitious, planned Xenogears, / but without caution. Time, too short for men, / defied him, ruined his plans, / but left him unmoved. In time, Nintendo, / seeking a man of vision, / helped him to glory.
As the Earthbound playthrough launches, Imitanis and SiliconNooB join Caspius to lament that Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles Remastered has been Disastered, with software-based region-locking and multiplayer restrictions designed to prevent imports.
Caspius and SiliconNooB ponder the latest news about Project Athia, the Square Enix/Luminous Productions showcase for the latest and greatest technological fripperies (and most underwhelming design) before turning their attention to Final Fantasy XI.
With the Xenoblade Chronicles playthrough about to enter its second month, Caspius reaches the fifty-hour mark whilst SiliconNooB reaches the zero-hour mark--and, with a bevy of new games announced to distract the Australian, will he ever begin the game?
After Caspius reviews Final Fantasy VII Remake, Imitanis and SiliconNooB discuss the future of the series, including the likely outcome for both the battle system and overworld in Final Fantasy VII Remake-2 and Sephiroth Returns: Final Fantasy VII Remake.
Nomura opens up about VIIR changes, Naughty Dog attempts to control spoilers, and Naughty Dog attempts to control Youtubers in the news of the week!
Caspius reviews Final Fantasy VII Remake, Square Enix's long-anticipated reenvisioning of their landmark 1997 title, in an evaluation meant to address the new game both as a stand-alone work and as a remake of one of the beloved legends of gaming history.
When Nomura drops the equivalent of the island of Manhattan on the equivalent of the Delhi slums, Caspius and SiliconNooB are caught in the carnage of a thousand simultaneous mass terror attacks. But with the assistance of Cait Sith, they escape unharmed!
Square Enix to sue anyone who uploads Final Fantasy VII Remake’s controversial ending, Nintendo experiences unprecedented Switch sales in March, and Nintendo is under fire by blue-hairs for asserting reality.