News: The Lies of Square Enix

By SiliconNooB
Final Fantasy VIII Rinoa SLIDER

Square Enix lied about there not being a physical version of Final Fantasy VIII remastered, Epic Games Store’s moneyhats are freaking huge, and Japanese scenario writers address the impermanence of the mobile medium in the news of the week!

TSM Episode 549: Miracle at Headingley

By Caspius
Ben Stokes celebrates a miraculous England victory at Headingley in the third 2019 Ashes Text (Reuters)

Following the conclusion to the third Ashes test at Headingley, the shocking and incredible result causes SiliconNooB’s health to fail entirely. But Caspius knows all too well that video game news will be enough to lure the Australian from his deathbed.