Caspius and SiliconNooB plan a Grand Canyon Tour of the western United States, including Bup and Lane in an economy-sized automobile, Final Fantasy XV Pocket Edition on the Nintendo Switch, and a stop at the World's Largest Fibreglass Whale Sculpture.
Lusipurr and SiliconNooB hasten through an overwhelming number of release announcements, including a raft of Square Enix re-releases for the Nintendo Switch. Will Nintendonlies finally rejoice at being able to play Final Fantasy VII for the first time?
Final Fantasy XV Pocket Edition has been released on consoles, Kingdoms of Amalur has been resurrected from beyond the grave, and the Polymega console looks like a scam in the news of the week!
In a syrupy haze, Lusipurr, Adeki, and SiliconNooB wrap up Gamescom 2017 and switch tack from Moby Dick to King Arthur as they prepare for next week's unveiling of Lusipurr's magnum opus.