There have been a ton of video game announcements in the news of the week!
This week a lot of release dates were announced for games both new and old at Gamescom in the news of the week!
Nintendo’s addiction to gimmickry ruins Mario Maker on the 3DS, Final Fantasy XV’s story takes place over the course of ten years, and Tecmo triggers the SJWs in the news of the week!
Lusipurr fires his lawyers and sells out to a multinational news corporation with massively profitable results for all concerned, where ‘all concerned’ means ‘Lusipurr’. Panelists SiliconNooB, Imitanis, and Java are consequently forced into wage slavery.
Imitanis was watching the Blizzard panel at Gamescom, and is excited about the upcoming expansion for Diablo 3, Reaper of Souls. Join him as he lists the features of the new expansion.
Sony tech leaves Microsoft in poor hUMA, Ouya produces the single most pointless advert in the history of gaming, and a butthurt Microsoft responds to Sony in the news of the week!
Herve Caen interferes with dead things, Square Enix makes some very generous announcements, and a big ol’ question mark hangs over Nintendo’s Wii U hardware in this week’s shonksational news fraud.