Another Dragon Age game tanks, European Max Payne 3 sales beat out Diablo III, and Aliens: Colonial Marines and DmC get delayed until 2013 in this week’s flaccid Electronic Bionews!
Ethos has been sick and miserable, so instead of a thoughtful and provocative article, he has resorted to a cheap list. Read on to see which predictable and lame titles he chose as his most anticipated for the rest of 2012.
Gearbox Software and 2k Games announce the sequel to Borderlands, appropriately titled Borderlands 2. Gearbox also revealed details on story missions, gun manufacturers old and new, and the games release window.
The panelists rage against censorship whilst Biggs files her nails. Suddenly appearing out of the blue, RootBeerKing talks about games no one has ever heard of, and Lane proposes genocide as the best way to solve the crippling Texan Grill Crisis of 2011.
In a podcast described as “better than Shakespeare”, the Lusipurr.com staff and guests assemble to celebrate the completion of one hundred episodes of the Megaphones Ahoy! Podcast, replete with fart noises, horns, and a phone call to the Montok. Enjoy!
The untimely death of Joliver Biebtok leaves the industry in shock; hence, there is no news. Ginia goes into mourning, and Bup weeps until he can no longer speak. Strangely, Lusi, SN, and Biggs manage to carry on just fine despite the tragedy.
Nate Liles ensures that the podcast doesn’t go off without a hitch as the panel welcomes Eric J for the first time and Johnny Pipes as special guest. Ginia and Lusi barely manage a word in edgewise between Nate’s flatulent outbursts. It’s terribad!
Gearbox Software adds another excellent title to the First-Person Shooter genre with the recent release of Borderlands. Borderlands takes place in the far future on the planet Pandora, long since abandoned by its settlers, and now just a haven for criminals and castaways. The player fills the shoes of one of these castaways, all with […]