Nintendo puts together an outlandish new plan to save the Wii U, Microsoft buys Gears of War, and Square Enix lies about Tomb Raider's deficiencies in the news of the week!
Torrentfreak have released a list of the year's top performing illegal downloads, with the PC coming in at first place and the Wii and 360 vying for the honour of being the world's most pirated home console! But where is the PS3?
Vicks teaches us about raccoons, SiliconNooB bundles up the Vita, and Lusipurr dates Faris, Celes, and Kid. Also, Vicks lusts for a chocolate cocoa-bo, whilst SiliconNooB and Lusipurr chastise her for her insane Marylandese pronunciation.
Nate and Biggs return and the podcast is like an out-of-control mine cart ride: soon it is off the rails and improbably crashes straight into Gilbert Gottfried's genitals, becoming one of those episodes which Lusipurr hopes he will never have to explain.
With piss-poor news and scorching weather, the podcast panel is too knackered to think of anything witty or interesting to fill the time with. Lusipurr does his best to fill out the hour using every gimmick he can think of, but the panelists resist.