In the middle of a persistent frost, Caspius and SiliconNooB dig through an avalanche of news, finding therein not only the customary hibernal frigidity, but also a few optimistic reports which will warm the heart in anticipation of the vernal season.
CD Projekt Red have suffered a massive data breach, Terraria has been cancelled on the Google Stadia, and Cyberpunk 2077 sales have crashed out of the NPD top-ten like a wounded beast in the news of the week!
Caspius finally completes Fire Emblem: Three Houses, ensuring that Byleth and Edelgard reign over a happy, egalitarian empire for the rest of their days. Likewise, in the video game industry, prosperity reigns--at least for those aligned with Nintendo!
Google Stadia now has one foot in the grave, a Goldeneye HD port from Rare has leaked onto the internet, and Mass Effect is going to be censored in the news of the week!
As a new decade dawns, the staff members discuss the biggest failures in video gaming since the site launch in February 2009, with many suggested candidates for the worst gaming hardware system, game developer company, and individual video game.
As the site bids farewell to the Xenoblade Chronicles playthrough, Earthbound is on the horizon: Caspius and SiliconNooB discuss the latest XBox series X leaks, including a release date, before delving into the latest Switch-boosted sales figures.
Caspius and SiliconNooB survey a highly litigious collection of stories in the weekly news, reveal astonshing records set by Final Fantasy VII Remake and the Nintendo Switch, and prepare for the forthcoming site-wide playthrough of Xenoblade Chronicles.
Caspius and SiliconNooB discuss Capcom's intention of reviving dormant franchises, and SN tries to allay Caspius' fears with news of Konami 'reviving' Silent Hill for pachislot machines and Sony 'reviving' Wild Arms for an abysmal mobile sequel.
Still bringing straight facts to gamers, the site's journalistic integrity remains rightly unquestioned. The panel unites to discuss the week's news and--really, is anyone even reading this? It all seems such a waste. I do not even know why I bother.
When Lusipurr begins an audit of the books, he discovers a terrible error: Imitanis has been stealing the Literature Corner for months! After several redactions, corrections, and updates, a reappropriation ensures that SiliconNooB gets his just desserts.
After a night of hat trading, Lusipurr shows up late, forgets to record the podcast, and fails to use his microphone. The headaches never end, and, when the podcast fails to work on Vista, heartbreak abounds. SiliconNooB, Imitanis, and Mel co-star. PG-13.
Nintendo's DS sees its share of handheld profits decrease to just 36% of the market revenue - this has engendered much speculation on the part of smartphone enthusiasts, who imagine that Mario will soon be coming to the platform of their choice.