MAP Episode 83: Kotick Strikes Back

Darth Lane uses the force to ensure that the panelists eagerly report on the Tokyo Game Show, show their love for Activision games, and profess their unswerving belief in the right-minded thinking of Emperor Kotick. All hail the GLOBAL ACTIVISION EMPIRE!

MAP Episode 78: RIP Joliver Biebtok

The untimely death of Joliver Biebtok leaves the industry in shock; hence, there is no news. Ginia goes into mourning, and Bup weeps until he can no longer speak. Strangely, Lusi, SN, and Biggs manage to carry on just fine despite the tragedy.

MAP Episode 74: Cruel Summer

Lusipurr is depressed, and who can blame him? Forced to babysit Nate Liles once a week for several hours, he contemplates other paths his life might have taken: astronaut, president, Pope. Oh well, he'll just have to settle for internet celebrity instead.

MAP Episode 73: Normal Service

Normal service resumes when Lusipurr recovers and can 'organise' the podcast again. Ginia proves her midget tits are smaller than the average breast, Ethos proves he is gayer than the average gay, and Nate Liles finds his Lady Gaga news DENIED. Huzzah!