After calamity upon calamity is heaped upon Lusipurr, the pressure eventually becomes too great, and Imitanis and SiliconNooB are treated to the great Lusi-whinge of 2018, on topics including royal rip-offs, cardboard cupidity, and a Sony scam.
We live in disturbing times. The era of Cup Noodle. Games are getting worse, and for those who care it is a repulsive thing to behold.
Nintendo has prioritized profitability over quality since joining the North American video game market, and their actions beginning with their earliest coin-operated efforts demonstrate this.
Late is the hour and long overdue the messenger when Nintendo's Witch is at last revealed, and the English-speaking peoples of Britannia, Australia, and Her Majesty's American Colonies unite together as of one voice in condemnation: Burn the Witch!
Mobile “gaming” is eroding the once-great world of video games, and training a generation of players to expect little challenge, and constant reward. The worst part? It has become a multi-billion dollar industry and could destroy video games forever.
When Nintendo makes significant portions of full-priced in-game content dependent upon access to exclusive special edition amiibo figurines, SiliconNooB boxes up his Wii U and Lusipurr breaks out the megaphone-o-ranting to lay bare Nintendo's greed.
Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Iliya inaugurate the Imitanis Literature Corner with a special-edition full-length comedic reading, considerably lightening the mood after a discussion of the modern trend towards the erosion of property ownership. Penury ahoy!