Dragon Quest XI’s release is more bad news than good, Square Enix rewards Hajime Tabata for ruining Final Fantasy, and a Gone Home dev has been ruined by the failure of his walking simulator in the news of the week!
Lusipurr and SiliconNooB discuss the special magic needed to create an excellent game that is truly more than the sum of its disparate parts, and they give readers a Tabata-like chance to choose the ending of the next podcast: Super Bad or Happy?
Lusipurr and Reetin join forces for a comprehensive Luigi’s Balloon World expose, but Lusipurr finds himself unready for just how much balloon Reetin is ready to expose.
Hajime Tabata grows [?!] the Final Fantasy user base, Yosuke Matsuda comments on the economics of releasing an unfinished game, and Takeharu Ishimoto quits the company in the news of the week!
When Adeki’s rumpled ROEN clothing suggests that he is famished, Imitanis and SiliconNooB open the spacious boot of their AUDI automobile to find the COLEMAN cookstove stored there by Lusipurr, and they then cook up a hearty meal of NISSIN CUP NOODLE.
Capcom announces Street Fighter V: Arcade Edition, Tabata announces that he would like to ruin Final Fantasy VII-2, and Sony has redesigned PSVR in the news of the week!
Square Enix commits to another year of Final Fantasy XV, Square Enix is considering remaking Final Fantasy XV for a third time on the Nintendo Switch, and the Switch has had a working NES emulator since launch in the news of the week!
EA accuses gamers of being mean to Mass Effect Andromeda, Final Fantasy XV is set to become even worse, and Cliffy B’s new game is a colossal flop in the news of the week!
When Final Fantasy XV fails, Tabata disseminates fake news and creates an internet survey about Squeenix’s game development. Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Adeki duly complete the survey, only to discover what they knew all along: Adeki is a Hufflepuff.
Hajime Tabata chokes to death on a Cuck Noodle before shitting himself in the news of the week!