MAP Episode 83: Kotick Strikes Back

By Caspius
We will charge them fifteen dollars every time they look at an alt-text message. You will see the charge on your next credit card statement. Mwa ha ha ha ha!

Darth Lane uses the force to ensure that the panelists eagerly report on the Tokyo Game Show, show their love for Activision games, and profess their unswerving belief in the right-minded thinking of Emperor Kotick. All hail the GLOBAL ACTIVISION EMPIRE!

Editorial: Should Halo Die?

By Bup

Halo: Reach was recently released to numerous outstanding reviews.  I picked it up myself and really enjoy the game so far, but it got me thinking: do we really need more Halo games?  Even Bungie is getting out of the series, as the company announced Reach will be the last Bungie developed Halo game.  Now, […]

MAP Episode 64: A Waddletwats Reunion

By Caspius
Of an evening, he and Ethan often play a game of

Special guests Waddles and Twats of Waddletwats return to for a reunion. Waddles is shown to be nothing more than an anthropomorphous Eeyore, and Nate does his best to provide a graphical representation of the two special guests at work.

MAP Episode 63: Chaos

By Caspius
Actually, Oliver has the complete series on Blu-Ray. It came with a complimentary bag of grits. And a cock in his butt. At least, that

In a massive conjunction of NASCAR, pornography, potatoes, farts (& butts), and the works of Pablo Picasso, the five-member panel manages to produce fully an hour of absolutely nothing whatsoever, leading Nate to throw himself onto the floor in a tant

MAP Episode 62: Video Games Are Art

By Caspius

Lusipurr has ruled that Video Games Are Art, and hence the summary judgement upon Roger Ebert is, “off with his head!” When the decapitation is complete, this week’s panel (Lusi and the Tits) manages to discuss some of the week’s more interesting news.

MAP Episode 55: Show Me Your Midget Tits

By Caspius

In this racism-filled podcast, Jenifer’s tits are utterly dwarfed by those of the site’s tame, Canadian midget. With Nate’s financial backing, a ‘Girls of’ calendar and weekly webcam show are planned, whilst Lusipurr contemplates suicide.

MAP Episode 51: RAEPcast

By Caspius

Ginia’s computer explodes, Nate’s grandmother turns ninety and dies, Eric’s internet tubes are clogged, and Lane’s addiction to American Pansyball overcomes his senses. What is to be done? So, Lusipurr hits the bottle with a besnowed Jenifer. Listen now!

MAP Episode 47: Godcast

By Caspius

Ginia’s religious experience in Apple’s phone bank is only a rumour until Microsoft steps in to confirm that God exists and will be launched in time for the 2010 Holiday season. Unable to restrain himself, Nate composes a suitable hymn for the occasion.