Microsoft’s next gen Lockhart console has been cancelled, Famitsu has detailed some fun new Final Fantasy VII plot details, and Sega’s Toshihiro Nagoshi shows disdain for Western audiences in the news of the week!
Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Adeki commiserate (or rejoice) at England’s (or Australia’s) terrible (or wonderful) performance in the Cricket, but are then buried under an avalanche of news. Only Ron’s Ron Magic can save them from asphyxiation and pumpkins.
After a famous Australian victory over India in the Cricket, Lusipurr, Adeki, SiliconNooB, and Imitanis investigate whether or not Adeki is actually a Hufflepuff. Meanwhile, the Nintendo Switch’s launch software continues to boil away into the aether.
Lusipurr and SiliconNooB board the FellowShip Enterprise, and beam down with Capt. Reynolds, Mr. Snape, and Dr. Who to Hill Valley, 12 November, 1955, to defeat the Eye of Voldemort and Darth Tannen, who are trying to use the One Wand to rule the galaxy.