TSM Episode 536: SiliconNooB Monopoly

By Caspius
Saxton Hale SLIDER

Caspius reports on a series of one-sided World Cup 2019 matches, but Imitanis redirects discussion to his favourite game: SiliconNooB Monopoly–the most sleep-avoiding, arm-wrestling-infused, SiliconNooB-kissing property acquisition board game ever made!

News: Oriental Denial

By SiliconNooB
Who do Konami think they

Konami are in denial about Hideo Kojima leaving the company, Square Enix explain why Final Fantasy XV’s characters are dressed so goofily, Nintendo censors Fatal Frame V, and bitches be swords in Valkyrie Drive Mermaid in the news of the week!

News: Kalamity Konami

By SiliconNooB
As of now Konami is completely fucked.

Konami upsets gamers still further this week, Rovio cuts its workforce in half, Deus Ex’s pre-order campaign is the greediest yet devised, and lewd Otku are all up in your children’s education in the news of the week!

News: Barmy Konami

By SiliconNooB
Just in case the trailer left you wondering whether Noct rides his Dad...

Final Fantasy XV will release in 2016, Microsoft makes digital support exclusive for the control pad aristocracy, Konami has been treating their staff absolutely disgracefully, and Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection F has done better than it had any right to!