As the last Lusipurr.com readers leave the site and the lights finally go dark at the formerly impressive Tower of Lusipurr, the panelists consider whether to cease production of site content and focus instead upon watching the Cricket and reading poetry.
Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Mel find themselves utterly downhearted after sifting through yet another week of depressing news. But then, they find a ray of hope in an unlikely place, and things begin to look up, eventually culminating in a very merry Bup.
Apparently before he made millions of Kickstarter bucks for his Mighty No. 9 project, Keiji Inafune opened a video game theme park and was subsequently held hostage and rescued by his niece. TsubakiSamurai embarks on an otome odyssey to uncover the truth.
To celebrate July the Fourth, Biggs shuns the American video game market and focuses on the far away wonderland of Japan. Adorable wars, weird romance, and bouncing ninja boobies reign in glorious Nippon! Happy Independence Day!