Nintendo's DS sees its share of handheld profits decrease to just 36% of the market revenue - this has engendered much speculation on the part of smartphone enthusiasts, who imagine that Mario will soon be coming to the platform of their choice.
Final Fantasy Tactics finally sees release on iTunes at a very interesting price point - Square Enix celebrates by slashing the prices of their iOS catalogue, and passing the savings on to you, the consumer.
Lane lauds an iOS game, leading Lusipurr to label him loony. #sworcery
Lusi and Biggs set about taking an enormous poo on Micro$oft, but it isn't undeserved. The prophecies of Kudo Tsunoda are exposed as lies. M$ stock takes a tumble as a result. Meanwhile, Emperor Kotick grows powerful at their expense.
Darth Lane uses the force to ensure that the panelists eagerly report on the Tokyo Game Show, show their love for Activision games, and profess their unswerving belief in the right-minded thinking of Emperor Kotick. All hail the GLOBAL ACTIVISION EMPIRE!
With E3 on the horizon, the news is already beginning to dry up. Luckily, The Summer of X seems sure to provoke conversation. But, when that fails, Bup, Ginia, and Biggs bring the listeners the latest news on The Sims, Lady Gaga, and Justin Bieber. Argh!