Because Australians have not yet invented the concept of time, the switch to Daylight Savings Time completely befuddles SiliconNooB, leaving Lusipurr in the lurch. Blitzmage quickly steps into the breach with a dizzying array of non-Cricket news.
It is well past Lusipurr's bedtime when SiliconNooB returns from his afternoon constitutional. Nevertheless, the daring duo forges on, with Lusipurr increasingly incomprehensible, and SiliconNooB increasingly offensive. Bundles of sticks are mentioned.
Sony has finally ceased shipping their beloved PS2 console, sorrowful farewells are made to Cricketing great, Tony Greig, and idiot gamers offer their support to the NRA in the news of the week.
Destructoid sinks to new depths in their Kickstarter shilling, Zynga's stock price takes a precipitous dip, and EA sues Zynga over intellectual theft in this week's industry defining news crimes.