With the design of a 1990s subwoofer, the Xbox Series X--now called simply 'Xbox'--is unveiled by Microsoft to the consternation of Caspius and SiliconNooB, who wonder if there is a German reason why companies shy away from releasing 'version 9' products.
Nintendo unveils their VR solution, DMC5's censorship is a Playstation exclusive, and Tekken's director thumbs his nose at NPCs in the news of the week!
Nintendo debuts a new corpse-based Pokemon for Pokemon GO, IGN producer starts Twitter spat with Tekken creator because Social Justice, and the battle mechanics of World of Final Fantasy are described in detail in the news of the week!
The Final Fantasy VII remake is at long last announced, Lucky Chloe proves not to the liking of some, and Broken Age backers take a backseat to their Playstation counterparts in the news of the week!
Nintendo downclocks their potential, Square Enix's technology director gibbers like a fool, and the 3DS' deficiencies are glossed over in this week's spintacular news segment!