Darth Lane uses the force to ensure that the panelists eagerly report on the Tokyo Game Show, show their love for Activision games, and profess their unswerving belief in the right-minded thinking of Emperor Kotick. All hail the GLOBAL ACTIVISION EMPIRE!
Having successfully carried out potato-based hits on all of the other podcast panelists, Ginia stands alone. With syrup and sausages in hand, and bacon at the ready, she charts a course through the week's news, which Lusipurr begrudgingly endures.
Lusipurr is depressed, and who can blame him? Forced to babysit Nate Liles once a week for several hours, he contemplates other paths his life might have taken: astronaut, president, Pope. Oh well, he'll just have to settle for internet celebrity instead.
Normal service resumes when Lusipurr recovers and can 'organise' the podcast again. Ginia proves her midget tits are smaller than the average breast, Ethos proves he is gayer than the average gay, and Nate Liles finds his Lady Gaga news DENIED. Huzzah!
After a week of posting absolute nonsense, the Lusipurr.com staff finally decides to really drive a nail into their Fearless Leader's coffin. Nate Liles explodes, leaving only Australians and Canadians behind. Meanwhile, Lusipurr comes down with Shingles.
When Oliver once again fails to show up for a stay at Castle Lusipurr, the staff are forced to cover E3 themselves. Bup reports on Lady Gaga's E3 showing and Biggs spends the entire podcast silently painting her tits. Don't be a Rude Gus: listen now!