As England's Ashes chances falter at Headingley, Caspius begs for a miracle in order to triumph over his Australian foe. Bup arrives, bringing news of Yazuka remasters and Overwatch competitive meta changes, leading to his swift ejection from the panel.
Final Fantasy X HD will include an enhanced version of Final Fantasy X-2, the next Xbox looks to strangle consumers with DRM, and Richard Garriott claims to be the world's best game designer in the news of the week.
Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Blitzmage go on an Oktoberfest beerhall bender. Blitzmage loses his shoes, SiliconNooB drinks lots of booze, Lusipurr forgets his swan, and the State of Massachusetts declares 22 September to be Lusipurr.com appreciation day.