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TSM Episode 570: 2D or Not 2D

Caspius and SiliconNooB announce a new approach to site-wide playthroughs and set the date for the next playthrough in the spring; and, Caspius provides mini-reviews of three Switch 'Metroidvania' platformers: The Messenger, Iconoclasts, and Blasphemous.

News: All the Square Enix News!

Lapsed Final Fantasy fans are aghast to discover that FFVIIR is an ARPG, slightly more clued in Final Fantasy fans dispute the recasting of FFVII characters, and Tifa will have a more fully rounded depiction in Dissidia NT in the news of the week!
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News: Fiscal Year 2018

Sony releases financial year 2018 sales, Nintendo releases fourth quarter sales, and Japan rates the top twenty video games of the last thirty years in the news of the week!

News: Enough Rope

Nomura continues to botch Final Fantasy VII, a World of Final Fantasy demo will release this week, and more bad news for Nintendo's NX in the news of the week!

TSM Episode 370: Fashionista Fantasy XV

With the advent of Nomura's long-awaited desire (turning Final Fantasy from a video game franchise into a fashion line), and Nintendo's release of Miitomo (a content-free microtransaction-fuelled puerility zone), Lusipurr deploys scorn in great abundance.

Review: Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance

The Kingdom Hearts series has outdone itself with its most silly subtitle to date, but that did not stop 358/2 Days from being a great game, so does Dream Drop Distance follow suit? Read Ethos' thoughts on the matter in his full written review.

Editorial: Comfort Games

Oh woe is me, my little Lusi-sprites. I think I may be sick. Not just “sick of Lusipurr’s crap”, but legitimately ill. Blame the sick guy whose desk is beside mine, blame my boyfriend who had a case of the death last week, or blame Lusipurr (just because).

This has lead me to think (and coug…

News: E3 Ate All The Other News

This week brings us news of E3…and not much else. There were a few trivial things, but as I complained to Grandpa Lusipurr, the Internet is too busy sucking E3 penis to bother with anything else, and since we here at Lusipurr.com are not fond of it going in our eye, we have decided to swallow.

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