Great Takahashi, / ambitious, planned Xenogears, / but without caution. Time, too short for men, / defied him, ruined his plans, / but left him unmoved. In time, Nintendo, / seeking a man of vision, / helped him to glory.
Ethos takes a moment away from his birthday celebrations to study a work from the original Mass Effect that has slightly more character than it may seem.
Join Durga as this week he dives into a review of Mass Effect! The movie! Surprised to hear such a thing exists? Well, do not be worried, nobody else apparently seems to know about it either. Is it trash? Read on to find out!
Mass Effect: Andromeda has scuppered Bioware Montreal, Square Enix enjoys mega-profits on the back of the worst JRPG ever made, and Hitman (2016) has scuttled IO Interactive in the news of the week!
Microsoft execs finally talk about blunders made with the Xbox One reveal, the UK Brexits Bioware, and Warner Bros. are being incredibly dishonest over the Switch release of Lego City Undercover in the news of the week!
This week, Ethos makes bad analogies, talks about RPGs, a physics-based couch co-op game, the New Nintendo 3DS XL, and even dabbles in a little renovation discussion. Who would not want to read all that?
Comcept, the developer behind Mighty No. 9, named outspoken feminist, Dina Abou Karam, as their community manager. The ensuing battle was filled with so much shallowness on the side of Dina's supporters that Gyme nearly exploded.
The shift in power towards the West has flooded gaming with many concepts and ideas, most of them terrible. Today, Gyme takes a look at one that has been extremely hit or miss, morality choice. Give the bunnies food or slaughter them? Such a hard choice!
This week, Deimosion and Blitzmage report the news by themselves with disastrous consequences for all concerned. Lusipurr halts the constant inclination toward off-topic discussion, but soon every sentence ends with 'banana'. Also, hats are advocated.
The Doctors beat a hasty retreat from the clutches of EA, the Greek Government detains two developers from Bohemia Interactive, and Sony faces precipitous financial woes in the week's grim tidings.
Bioware talk monetising the consumer, Bioware reveal a drop in interest toward Mass Effect 3, and the Hyrule Historia knocks Fifty Shades of Grey from the top of Amazon's best sellers chart in this week's out of touch news regressions.
OMGPOP make their case for the ghettoisation of Facebook, Konami set a new standard of bad for HD ports, and Bioware overtures seem to indicate forthcoming ending DLC - for a price, in this week's thug nasty urban gangster government issued news stamps.