Lusipurr, Ethos, SiliconNooB, Blitzmage, and Iliya are momentarily buoyed by report of English Cricket victories, surpassing all expectations. Unfortunately, a run of depressing news is more than enough to misdirect the panelists into the doldrums.
Microsoft attempts to talk up their poor Xbone numbers, rumour control is deployed in defense of the Wii U, and Titanfall has precious little effect on the Xbone's fortunes in the news of the week!
Adam Orth campaigns against cyber bullies, Phil Harrison remains bullish on the Xbone's future, and Ground Zeroes is beaten within ten minutes in the news of the week!
EA cancels the launch of Titanfall in South Africa, Kojima says there is too much content in The Phantom Pain, and Retro Studios declares that Wii U is a technological "powerhouse" in the news of the week!
Bioshock developer closes its doors for good, Japanese sales of Donkey Kong Country: Tropical freeze suffer due to low install base, and Xbone's ESRAM not to blame for 720p insists Harrison in the news of the week!
Everything old is new again when Lusipurr rehires every staff member ever to have worked at Lusipurr.com. Sonic goes fast, much to the delight of panelists SiliconNooB, Durga Syn, and Mel, who are eager to play the Western-only Wii U exclusive.