TSM Episode 447: Battle Royale

By Caspius
Kirby Battle Royale is rated M for Massive Violence.

When Nintendo announces a Kirby-themed remake of the Japanese classic, Battle Royale, Lusipurr, Adeki, and Imitanis discuss what sort of compromises were necessary in order to make the hyper-violent thriller suitable for Nintendo’s customer base.

TSM Episode 398: Nuts and Dolts

By Caspius
The future is a piece of shit.

Lusipurr and Sebastian discuss Super Metroid, the reasons to avoid Virtual Reality, the Apple vs. Microsoft rivalry, great television programmes of the 1980s, and the nutritional content of nuts, in an effort to dissuade Lane from buying out the site.

TSM Episode 389: Party Member Shortage

By Caspius
...just as Final Fantasy XV is shaping up to be.

After a week of playing No Man’s Sky, Lusipurr emerges from the vastness of the cosmos to find that, in his absence, SiliconNooB has escaped from his entertainment-enhancing manacles. Adeki is promptly fortified with Foster’s and conscripted to the panel.

Editorial: On Metroid’s Past and Future

By Mel
Grow up.

Mel has got Metroid on the brain this week as he looks briefly back at where the series has been and where it appears to be going. With spin-offs in the pipeline, can things look bright for the series? And what has been the holdup thus far? Read on!

TSM Episode 266: Death of the Salesmen

By Caspius
...must be destroyed by avaricious, soul-less, corporate moneymen

After SquareEnix decides once again to make JRPGs, Lusipurr and SiliconNooB discuss the death of franchises and conclude that, living in the best of all possible worlds, the expiration of Castlevania and Mega Man were necessary for Flappy Bird to succeed.