News: Nintendo Destroys Lives

By SiliconNooB
Facepalming Statue - FEATURED

Nintendo wins twelve million dollars in damages from a couple of ROM archivists, Sony’s Playstation Classic uses PCSX to emulate the games, and Sony’s absence for E3 2019 says a lot about their PS5 plans in the news of the week!

TSM Episode 64: Reality and Fantasy

By Lusipurr
Things which you do in the GAME do not affect the rest of the actual WORLD, Blitzmage. Gaining a level does not actually make the *real* you stronger.

Lusipurr and SiliconNooB are forced to have ‘the talk’ with Blitzmage, in which the older and wiser instruct the younger as to the realities of existence, and the fact that Final Fantasy is just a video game. Also: Metroid on the WiiU, and AMD everywhere.

Editorial: What is behind Nintendo’s return to form?

By SiliconNooB

It is no secret that Nintendo stole this year’s E3. In the face of Sony’s rather pedestrian affair and Microsoft’s embarrassing implosion, Nintendo’s conference was the shining beacon of hope in an otherwise depressing expo. After many years frozen out in the cold Nintendo rained down their golden shower upon their long suffering core fans, […]

News: E3 Ate All The Other News

By Biggs
Miyamoto, Mario, & Luigi

This week brings us news of E3…and not much else. There were a few trivial things, but as I complained to Grandpa Lusipurr, the Internet is too busy sucking E3 penis to bother with anything else, and since we here at Lusipurr.com are not fond of it going in our eye, we have decided to […]