Metroid Prime 4 has been rebooted, Steam is no longer a viable platform for Japanese developers, and Wakka calls for violence against Al Bhed children in the news of the week!
Shit floats to the surface at Square Enix, Oculus Rift support may be banned from all future software releases, and Nintendo fanbabies force changes to Nier: Automata in the news of the week!
With the recent release of an update to No Man’s Sky, Bup asks a question: should we even care? Should we look at the game again, or judge it solely on its original release? Do you even care?
In an article referencing Friedrich Nietzsche, Robert Jordan, Vladimir Horowitz, Mark Twain, Alice in Wonderland, Isambard Kingdom Brunel, Doki!Doki! PreCure, and Kurt Waldheim, Lusipurr reviews Eternal Sonata.
Following the Tokyo Games Show, Lusipurr fires everyone and releases scores of jitterbugs, resulting in a curious increase in productivity, Mel prepares himself for handheld Smash Bros., and SiliconNooB realises that there is no exploration in Metro.
Microsoft’s recent job cuts sees Xbox savaged in Europe, Square Enix serves a C&D to the Final Fantasy Type-0 translation team, and Tales of Phantasia is to be pulled from iOS in the news of the week!
This Christmas, listen to the gift that keeps on giving–even when told, repeatedly, through a series of court orders, to stop. Lusipurr and SiliconNooB labour in the darkness, braving a semaphor outage and sanctimonious tyrants to produce… a podcast!
The PS4 has more CPU capability than the Xbone, Namco Bandai attempt to pressure From Software into making Dark Souls for smartphones, and Jonathan Blow’s own development footage gets him flagged for a breach of copyright in the news of the week!
Namco Bandai have recently opened the floodgates for Tales games in the West. Does the latest entry do anything to garner a broader western audience, or does it simply cater to its established fan base?
Nintendo downclocks their potential, Square Enix’s technology director gibbers like a fool, and the 3DS’ deficiencies are glossed over in this week’s spintacular news segment!