Nintendo transforms tweens into thots, The Witcher author is super salty about the game's success, and RIME's creative director cannot handle negative feedback in the news of the week!
Yooka-Laylee is the new Mighty No. 9, Bioware hired an inexperienced cosplayer as lead facial animator for Mass Effect: Andromeda, and Nintendo predicts some utterly mental sales figures for the Switch in the news of the week!
Progressive VR enthusiasts discover that their money is going to elect Trump, SJWs tantrum over immigrants being called immigrants in EDF5, and Michael Pachter has been caught in a massive lie in the news of the week!
Amazon is rumoured to be interested in acquiring Xbox, the Candy Crush patent trolling continues apace, and Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII sees release in the west in the news of the week!
Albert Penello spins a web of lies, Tomb Raider: The Definitive Edition performs far better on PS4 than Xbone, and Capcom's five year plan inspires little confidence in the news of the week!
Square Enix blights Bravely Default with micro-transactions, Call of Duty: Ghosts is rumoured to run at 720p on the Xbone, and North Korea attacks the South with free software in the news of the week!