TSM Episode 561: A Farewell to Hope

By Caspius
Final Fantasy VII Remake Sector 7 Ruins Screenshot FEATURED

As the site enters week three of the ‘Autumn SaGa’ Romancing SaGa 3 playthrough, the semi-final of the Smash Bros. Tournament sees the initial field of eighty contenders reduced to a mere four, with catastrophic results for Caspius’ few remaining hopes.

TSM Episode 350: Pokemania Direct

By Caspius
Get ready to catch Pokemon for Lusipurr!

Lusipurr and SiliconNooB record late into the night on the information overload resulting from the resumption of Nintendo Direct, whilst the XBox One goes backwards compatible, and Cricket comes to America in a trio of truly legendary All-Star matches.

TSM Episode 325: A Readership of None

By Caspius
With no reader interest remaining in the site or its content, Lusipurr had no reason to do anything except watch the Cricket. He left the office and never returned, leaving video game journalism poorer, but the England and Wales Cricket Board much richer.

As the last Lusipurr.com readers leave the site and the lights finally go dark at the formerly impressive Tower of Lusipurr, the panelists consider whether to cease production of site content and focus instead upon watching the Cricket and reading poetry.

TSM Episode 316: Churlish Ingratitude

By Caspius
(In more ways than one.)

When Lusipurr declares war, the site’s giant robots are reactivated and the trench-digging commences. But even exciting Cricket and increased Zestria production are not enough to forestall gloomy news from the Nintendo, Konami, and Square Enix fronts.

TSM Episode 312: People of Walmart

By Caspius
These are the things I can do without.

When England goes down to one of the worst defeats in ODI history, SiliconNoob, Imitanis, and Mel rush to console Lusipurr with pictures from Wal*Mart. Traumatised, the Dear Leader takes to his bed. But worse, Scottish defeats loom just around the corner.

TSM Episode 92: A Last-Wicket Stand

By Caspius
Ian Bell fell before lunch, but Stuart Broad

Lusipurr.com defeat is on the cards until Lusipurr and SiliconNooB occupy the crease, seeing off ninety overs of ordinary bowling from CatFancy, including several rounds of seaming pace from specialist bowlers Electronic Arts, Double Fine, and Nintendo.

MAP Episode 94: Mahomet Says Meow

By Caspius
If it wasn

Legal Eagle Lane and Australian SiliconNooB match wits in a podcast completely jam-packed with all of the news YOU want to know about, including: Guiness, Cricket, Television Sets, Cats, Theology, Cellular Phones, Web Browsers, Sheep, and GAMING, too!

Editorial: A pantheon of fools

By SiliconNooB

Sony poised to return to profitability Great news Luis Vazquez, SONY have MAXIMIZED their INDUSTRY, returning to profitability ahead of the forecasts of INDUSTRY boffins. The average predictions of four analysts surveyed by Thomson Reuters had predicted that Sony would post an 18.8 billion yen loss for the for the April-June quarter, instead the Nikkei […]