TSM Episode 559: SiliconNooB’s Thingy

By Caspius
Australian Cork Hat Beer Sausage SLIDER

SiliconNooB makes merry, and then some, before joining Caspius in a considerable state of inebriation. The news is examined in due course, followed by the knock-out round of the Smash Bros. Tournament, without any sign of SiliconNooB’s unnamed ‘thingy’.

Editorial: A Plumb Comparison

By Ethos
Super Mario Odyssey Screenshot 5 FEATURED

Ethos attempts to name-drop every 3D Mario title featured on consoles (and thus giving Imitanis RSI whilst adding italics to all the games). How does Super Mario Odyssey compare to titles going back to Super Mario 64? Read on to find out!

TSM Episode 459: Death by Disconnexion

By Caspius
Diablo III Hardcore You Have Died Death Screenshot 1 FEATURED

‘Tis the season for Lusipurrean misery, and when it rains, it pours: England suffer another dismal defeat in the Ashes, Lusipurr’s car breaks and needs to be replaced, and finally the spectre of Diablo III hardcore death appears once more, woe and betide!

Editorial: Nintendo Launch Day Yippees

By Adeki
Nintendo Systems and Controllers SLIDER

Adeki embarks on an adventure full of Nintendo characters like Mario and Link as he watches Nintendo hit peaks and valleys with their previous consoles. Does the Switch have a chance of being as cool as the SNES? No, but still read this editorial.

Editorial: Pimp My Wii Starring Xzibit

By Adeki
Nintendo Wii SLIDER

Adeki blows off a comically large pile of dust that was previously covering his Wii and decides that it has spent too much time sitting around and it needs to get a job. Will Adeki be able to get his Wii re-employed in a post-okra economy? Read on!

TSM Episode 106: Customer Satisfaction

By Caspius
Actually, a very unsatisfactory experience is just about the only possibility that was realised.

Lusipurr, Imitanis, and SiliconNooB welcome renowned Minster of EA Fineness Chris ‘Sabin’ Privitere to rule upon the latest corporate double-speak put forth by the embattled software giant. Meanwhile, Microsoft solemnly swears that it is up to no good.

TSM Episode 100: Horny Level

By Caspius
I like this picture. Shut up.

In a landmark episode, Nate ‘Bup’ Liles returns to keep everyone aware of just why he is not here more often. Despite operating with a horny level that is off the chart, the panel manages to discuss Chrono Trigger, Wii U development, and Lady Gaga news.

Review: Super Mario Galaxy 2

By Deimosion
WEEEEEEEEEHHHH

This week, Deimosion remembers that he owns a Wii and that, occasionally, there are games released for the system that are worth playing. Is Super Mario Galaxy 2 one of those games? Read this review and find out, readers! Spoilers: it totally is.