Nintendo foregoes any sort of E3 conference, Atlus has challenged Square Enix to a duel, Ubisoft is being taken over by Vivendi, and Konosuba is a fantastic fantasy farce in the news of the week!
NX will launch in March of 2017, PSN now earns more revenue than all of Nintendo, and SJWs scupper a once in a lifetime opportunity in the news of the week!
The NX controller leak was a hoax, the Wii U will cease production in 2016, Square Enix is polishing up Final Fantasy XV, and Dagashi Kashi is like a fan service anime without fan service in the news of the week!
Tim Schafer launches another cash-grab using Psychonauts 2 as bait, Nintendo think they can sell twenty million NXs in 2016, Sony completely fuck up PS2 Classics, and Kenshiro goes SD in DD Fist of the North Star II in the news of the week!
YandereDev revealed exciting new details about forthcoming Yandere Simulator, Nintendo has released the development software for NX, TotalBiscuit has received some terrible news, and Testament of New Sister Devil continues on Crunchyroll!
Iwata attempts to minimise the displeasure of fans, Iwata cannot be bothered to release content to the Virtual Console, Nintendo's NX is going to be another underpowered console, and Ranpo Kitan debuts on Funimation in the news of the week!