The Microsoft Xbone is revealed and Lusipurr.com examines every aspect of the console's announcement; Dr. SiliconNooB and Gyme house-train Chris 'Scooby' Privitere, who has returned from his recent supporting role in EA's Call of Duty Xbone tech. demo.
Destructoid writer is fired for telling the truth, Square Enix are to shun consoles in favour of social gaming development, and EA announces the end of 'online passes' in the news of the week.
Bioware talk monetising the consumer, Bioware reveal a drop in interest toward Mass Effect 3, and the Hyrule Historia knocks Fifty Shades of Grey from the top of Amazon's best sellers chart in this week's out of touch news regressions.
EA find themselves in possession of some uncommonly heavy night soil, EA give Mass Effect 3 fans a happy ending, and EA makes Lane Haygrill smug and superior in this week's newstacular EAsy reading.
Final Fantasy XIII-2 loses its street cred, Persona 4 gains content, the ESA gains tax payer money and Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning loses seven missions - in this week's carefully balanced news excretion.
With the release of Serious Sam 3: BFE Croteam have revolutionized DRM, sending a giant pink scorpion to hound pirates unto the point fury, setting an example for the rest of the industry to follow.