Having had his pizza time foiled by SiliconNooB, Lusipurr aims for something slightly more continental: grapefruit and apple fritters. But America's lack of little juice tins, and increasing love for pink grapefruit, are impediments to his delectation.
Lusipurr demands that Sabin present himself for duty despite illness, and, with the help of SiliconNooB and Iliya Moroumetz, the panel announces a new Reader Membership Drive, through which, dedicated readers can assign games to Lusipurr for review.
Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, Durga Syn, and Imitanis open the heavy tomes of LusiProphecy to reveal the fate of the video game industry--dark times lie in store for a world already made supplicant to the evil desires of Cyrus Bieber, villain and antichrist.
Lusipurr develops a fascination with 1992 Genesis post-apocalyptic action driving game Outlander, whilst panelists Bup, Imitanis, Blitzmage, Gyme, Mel, and Brock battle it out for the right to ride shotgun, enjoying the dulcet tones of Miley Cyrus.