Konami attempts to fleece customers, EA attempts to do the same while stifling dissent, and Ubisoft gets massively trolled in the news of the week!
Sony spends up on exclusive content for PS4, Sony supports the localisation of Japanese content, and the Austalian ratings board once again embarrasses itself terribly in the news of the week!
Minister of Fineness Chris 'Sabin' Privitere is called upon to prognosticate about the video game industry, giving panelists Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and The Legendary Zoltan answers to questions which have plagued the industry for decades.
Whilst Lusipurr exhausts himself by preparing for the lead in 'Being Ignatius Reilly', Peter Molyneux's protege launches a Kickstarter that goes for a duck. Unfortunately for SiliconNooB, the Australian test side performs just as poorly as Molyneux II.
Lusipurr and SiliconNooB prepare for the upcoming Final Fantasy VI playthrough with news stories about Peter 'Crocodile Tears' Molyneux, the Australian and English Cricket teams take a number of wickets, and Levy Pants adopts a newly bellicose demeanour.
Lusipurr's Fountain of Perpetual Disappointment accrues some serious talent, RPGamer distress their userbase by assailing them with change, and Infinity Ward Kickstart a bold new standard in indie gaming, in this week's empirically April news occurrences.