TSM Episode 536: SiliconNooB Monopoly

By Caspius
Saxton Hale SLIDER

Caspius reports on a series of one-sided World Cup 2019 matches, but Imitanis redirects discussion to his favourite game: SiliconNooB Monopoly–the most sleep-avoiding, arm-wrestling-infused, SiliconNooB-kissing property acquisition board game ever made!

TSM Episode 523: Pokemon Indirectly

By Caspius
Pokemon Sword Shield Starters FEATURED

When SiliconNooB is laid low by another bout of the Australian Flu (sobreity), Imitanis and Lusipurr are left to cover the news themselves, whilst also unveiling the spring 2019 site playthrough and an opportunity for 2018 donators to receive [bad] games.

TSM Episode 484: Golden Axe Fanboy

By Caspius
Golden Axe Screenshot 1 FEATURED

As the Summer Donation Drive begins, and with E3 rapidly approaching, Lusipurr finally insists that SiliconNooB must curtail his unreasonable and obsessive Golden Axe fixation, before his extravagant spending on vintage arcade machines bankrupts the site.

TSM Episode 482: Back to the Present

By Caspius
Back to the Future Marty McFly Harry Potter Star Wars Lord of the Rings Meme (Permission Required)

Lusipurr and SiliconNooB return from the future (which is now the past) to discuss the news of the present (which is both the past and the future)–but they almost come to blows over a disagreement about whether Shin Megami Tensei is good (or not).

TSM Episode 463: PUBGarbage

By Caspius
PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Texture Glitch Screenshot 1 FEATURED

The two grumpy old men–disconsolate Lusipurr and delighted SiliconNooB–reconvene with the Ashes now lost by England, discussing topics including Pokemon, Miyamoto, Star Citizen, Kinect, and the rolling calamity that is PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds.

TSM Episode 460: Ron’s Ron Shirt

By Caspius
Harry Potter Ron Weasley Hermione Granger Movie Screenshot 1 FEATURED

Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Adeki commiserate (or rejoice) at England’s (or Australia’s) terrible (or wonderful) performance in the Cricket, but are then buried under an avalanche of news. Only Ron’s Ron Magic can save them from asphyxiation and pumpkins.

TSM Episode 456: Migration Day

By Caspius
Pokemon Sun Moon SLIDER

When migration day arrives and Lusipurr.com staff members become The Day Tonight reporters, not all goes to plan. The Australian semaphor is the first thing to break down, followed by a total, world-wide collapse of the Discord servers!

TSM Episode 454: Shovels and Sharks

By Caspius
Ditch Digging SLIDER

In response to a collapse of morality in the world of EVE Online, Lusipurr outlines his plan to bring jobs and security to the country, Adeki and SiliconNooB present NintendoNews, Durga summarises the anime season, and Imitanis reports on Blizzcon.

TSM Episode 443: Sausage Break

By Caspius
Everyone loves a sausage! But no one loves them as much as Lusipurr.

Sonic Mania and Starcraft Remastered release to widespread acclaim, perplexing Lusipurr because he cannot find anything significant to hate. But SiliconNooB and Imitanis save the day by unveiling the one thing guaranteed to fuel Lusipurr’s rage: Adeki.