MAP Episode 87: Return of the Lusi

By Caspius
Initially released in the US in 1987, Castlevania was a massive success. Unlike the Rock Opera now showing at the Meadowbrook Theatre.

Lusipurr makes his much-desired return with Ginia and SiliconNooB on hand to provide important commentary on the issues of the day, including Final Fantasy XIV, the availability of Mew, the lack of NPD numbers, and the shocking sales of the PS Move.

MAP Episode 83: Kotick Strikes Back

By Caspius
We will charge them fifteen dollars every time they look at an alt-text message. You will see the charge on your next credit card statement. Mwa ha ha ha ha!

Darth Lane uses the force to ensure that the panelists eagerly report on the Tokyo Game Show, show their love for Activision games, and profess their unswerving belief in the right-minded thinking of Emperor Kotick. All hail the GLOBAL ACTIVISION EMPIRE!

MAP Episode 76: Joliver Biebtok

By Caspius
A mere glance at this picture fills me with a desire to end all things.

When the podcast is routed through Australian Semaphore, unexpected felicity is the order of the day. Nate Liles is struck dumb, Ginia’s voice is lowered in pitch so humans can hear it, and Lusipurr is able to read poetry without constant interruption!

MAP Episode 72: Disorganised and Uncensored

By Caspius
There. I used the picture. Are you happy, Nate?

When Lusipurr’s case of Shingles makes it difficult for him to type, he introduces a new time-saving feature: total lack of organisation. And the result: the worst podcast in the history of the universe. Turn and run. Don’t look back. Just run. Run NOW.

MAP Episode 70: E3 2010

By Caspius
...the time of the year when Ethan sucks Oliver off behind a booth stocked with large-breasted women dressed as video game characters.

When Oliver once again fails to show up for a stay at Castle Lusipurr, the staff are forced to cover E3 themselves. Bup reports on Lady Gaga’s E3 showing and Biggs spends the entire podcast silently painting her tits. Don’t be a Rude Gus: listen now!

Editorial: Pokemasters

By Bup

Every time a new Pokemon game is released, I always tell myself I will not buy it.  It is always the same type of game with a few new Pokemon and a couple new features added in.  This is especially apparent when the “new” games are just rehashes of previous games, such as the recently […]