When SiliconNooB drinks too much Australian Water, he finds himself unable to rise from bed. Heartened by an English test victory, Lusipurr assists his soaked co-host, and Bup joins them with a novel plan to help solve all of Nintendo's many problems.
Akihiko Yoshida leaves Square Enix, PS3 owners like their porn, and poor COD sales causes Activision to offer up some weak excuses in the news of the week!
The panel explores the week's releases, including 3D Dot Game Heroes and... well, nothing else. There's also Final Fantasy X to discuss--but a far more important matter intervenes: the TIMELY arrival of Lusipurr's new wall clock. Get it? Ha! Ha!