Review: Portal 2

By Deimosion
Portal 2 U.S. Box Art

The follow-up to Valve’s highly acclaimed 2007 release, Portal, is the subject of a review this week. Daniel explores the popular Valve release and decides whether or not Portal 2 is worth the purchase.

MAP Episode 114: A New Hope

By Caspius celebrates the best virtues of humanity. And generosity is a virtue. Just sayin

This week’s gaggle of panelists (Ginia, Lane, SN, SB, and Deimosion) are joined by special guest Oliver ‘Riddles’ Motok for a discussion of the PSN-related news, and Lusipurr FanFiction gets read in the first installment of Lusipurr’s Story Time!

News: Apology Accepted?

By Biggs
Sony Bowing

If you are one of the many fans who come to for its vast quantities of weeaboo bullshit, then you probably know a little bit about Japanese culture and humility. If you know nothing about Japan, let me enlighten your ignorant mind: bowing is srs bzns. So when Sony’s second-in-command, Kazuo Hirai, along with […]

MAP Episode 113: Goodbup

By Caspius
Now what will we do with all of our extra macaroni cheese?

Nate ‘Bup’ Liles bids the site a fond adieu, replete with farts on a scale never-before-heard. The rest of the panel assembles to bid him well, including special guests Ginia and Reetin. Now I can finally have a proper website again. Ha ha! HA HA! HAHAHA!

News: Candy Versus Jesus

By Biggs
Cadbury Cream WAT

Happy Easter, citizens of! Have you stapled your savior to some wood and celebrated with sugar-coated marshmallows? No? Why not?! While we are talking about the Zombie Jesus, what video game franchises experienced a rebirth this week? As I already blathered on and on about last week, Portal 2 was released a few hours […]

News: Portal Portal Portal!

By Biggs
Chell & GLaDOS

So you are Oliver Motok and have been living underneath your Call of Duty rock for the better part of a year. You have not heard anything about Portal 2. Well lucky for you, the rest of the news this week was garbage, so here is every possible detail you could ever want about the […]