Caspius, Imitanis, and SiliconNooB review progress on the site-wide playthrough of Earthbound, report the latest from the Zelda development teams, announce the price of the next-gen XBox consoles, and read the latest iTunes Review Contest entries.
Following a Mario-centred Nintendo Direct that confirms The Day Tonight's predictions for upcoming Switch titles, SiliconNooB and Caspius smugly sip caffeinated beverages and daintly consume frosted pastries amidst a chorus of self-congratulation.
As the Earthbound playthrough launches, Imitanis and SiliconNooB join Caspius to lament that Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles Remastered has been Disastered, with software-based region-locking and multiplayer restrictions designed to prevent imports.
PUBG has been rightly banned throughout much of India, a voice actor scandal has wrought havoc on several high profile games, and Badlands Games answers to claims of theft by the developers of Axiom Verge in the news of the week!
Nintendo steals fan art, PUBG has been banned in China, and Suda 51 holds No More Heroes 3 hostage to the success of his current game in the news of the week!
With the Summer Donation Drive at an end, Lusipurr and SilconNooB celebrate/commerisate about the success/failure of the site's sixth consecutive successful/first-ever failed funding appeal. On the schedule: alcohol, and the poems of Philip Larkin.
As the Summer Donation Drive begins, and with E3 rapidly approaching, Lusipurr finally insists that SiliconNooB must curtail his unreasonable and obsessive Golden Axe fixation, before his extravagant spending on vintage arcade machines bankrupts the site.
Pokemon Let's Go! has been confirmed for trash, EA's next Battlefield game will star a crippled lesbian, and PlayerUnknown has taken Fortnight to court in South Korea in the news of the week!
The Switch experiences several delays in rapid succession which are purely coincidental, the Dutch Gaming Authority comes down hard on Loot Boxes, and Final Fantasy VII Remake is still trying to fill development positions in the news of the week!
When the Australian Cricket team and their countrymen are unmasked as a group of plotting, underhanded cheaters, SiliconNooB is suspended from The Day Tonight staff and sent on walkabout to perform didgeridoo-related community service in the outback.
Fortnight eclipses PUBG, Atari raises the dead, and Square Enix makes the impossible possible in the news of the week!