Capcom gives Breath of Fire an unwelcome makeover, Xbone's GPU has been slightly overclocked, and Final Fantasy Type-0 is set to receive an English translation in the news of the week!
EA Fineness Minister Chris 'Sabin' Privitere is again called in to announce the news of a further downgrade in EA Fineness. Then, between tears of grief (or are they tears of joy?), the panelists prove to The Legendary Zoltan that Panty Machines do exist!
Capcom is punished for poor decisions while Level-5 is rewarded for theirs, Epic disbands studio comprised of former 38 Studios developers, and Rayman Legends goes multiplatform in the news of the week.
SiliconNooB plunks down a bundle as part of the Academic Punchbeginner© and, as a result, Bup rises from the earth to wreak a mighty interviewing vengeance upon Lusipurr, revealing for once and all the deepest and darkest secrets of the black-caped man.
Lusipurr invents the Punchbeginner without any help at all from Blitzmage, much to the chagrin of the latter. Feeling that the Red Menace has grown too big for his boots, SiliconNooB puts his foot down and, with the aid of Deimosion, victory is a shoe-in.
Yasumi Matsuno's Crimson Shroud receives a Western release, Cliffy B calls stumps on his time at Epic, and Capcom weigh in on the Resident Evil franchise in the week's news.