Occulus Rift executive arrested for the attempted molestation of underage girls, Super Mario Run was probably profitable but still a flop, and Mike Kennedy is back asking for money in the news of the week!
Coleco Chameleon will have to rebrand as the Coleco Lich if it wishes to stave off demise this time around, Nintendo shows contempt for vanilla 3DS owners, Nintendo Treehouse has been wrecking JRPGs, and the Divine Gate will open in the news of the week!
AAA developers have no sympathy for VA pay grievances, Konami lets off some steam, Retro VGS crowdfunding campaign is going nowhere, and Funimation translators insult gamers in the news of the week!
Lusipurr fires his lawyers and sells out to a multinational news corporation with massively profitable results for all concerned, where 'all concerned' means 'Lusipurr'. Panelists SiliconNooB, Imitanis, and Java are consequently forced into wage slavery.