Java put together a computer from parts we had thrown in the trash, then apparently got into a fight with some particularly angry centaurs. He seems to enjoy playing these ancient MUDs, and certainly wastes no time in jabbering on excitedly about them.
South Park: The Stick of Truth is the sixth game to use the South Park license. Is the magic touch of series co-creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker the ingredient that has been missing from previous games? Or is a good South Park game just a pipe dream?