As the Earthbound playthrough launches, Imitanis and SiliconNooB join Caspius to lament that Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles Remastered has been Disastered, with software-based region-locking and multiplayer restrictions designed to prevent imports.
Sakura Wars is the biggest JRPG release of April, interest in the Series X has flatlined, and Tim Sweeney teaches a roomful of shitty developers how to be good bros in the news of the week!
Caspius and SiliconNooB examine the latest release of Square Enix propaganda related to the Final Fantasy VII Remake, including new (terrible) characters, Aerith's combat details, Heidegger's weight-loss plan, and the conspicuous absence of Red XIII.
Additionally, Lusipurr.com is pleased to award the Violet Megaphone to long-time listeners SiliconNoob, Oyashiro, and MasterChief. Congratulations, gentlemen. The staff of Lusipurr.com salute you!