News: Resetroid
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Metroid Prime 4 has been rebooted, Steam is no longer a viable platform for Japanese developers, and Wakka calls for violence against Al Bhed children in the news of the week!
Tag Archives: Satire
News: Making VR Great Again!
Progressive VR enthusiasts discover that their money is going to elect Trump, SJWs tantrum over immigrants being called immigrants in EDF5, and Michael Pachter has been caught in a massive lie in the news of the week!
News: Lionhead Gets 22Shitcanned!
Lionhead Studios has been utterly vanquished through Lusipurrean machinations, Xseed gets their tits out, Final Fantasy XV’s Hajime Tabata wants to make players cry, and Luck & Logic fuses magical waifus in the news of the week!
News: The Greatest Gift [Zestria]
The miracle of science has demonstrated the genetic inferiority of Zestria wastrels, Nintendo sabotages the Wii U with an NX announcement, and Hideo Kojima leaves Konami in the news of the week!
News: Next-Gen Starts Here!
Assassin’s Creed Unity is the most next-gen game ever made, Ubisoft’s Assassin’s Creed Unity embargo is super empowering to consumers, and one fears for Tetsuya Nomura’s mental health in the news of the week!
News: Tumblr Edition
Womyn are objectively bigger gamers than men, JonTron is rightly sanctioned by Tumblr for espousing ableist hate-speech, and Dan Adelman is rightly let go by Nintendo for betraying the company in the autistic news of the week!
News: Xbox One Is Your Essential Next-Gen Purchase!
Digital Foundry proves that the Xbox One is more powerful than the PS4, Microsoft execs offer very compelling reasons for gamers to buy Xbox One as their next generation console, and developers talk of possibilities available with the magic of Xbox One!
News: Trolling with Truthfacts!
Microsoft attempts to sell business on the benefits of Xbone, Nintendo threatens the prospect of free publicity with legal action, and Tim Schafer publicly brands a disillusioned backer as a ‘troll’ in the news of the week!
News: Default Software Is Bravely Confirmed for the West
Bravely Default is announced for the west, Shinji Mikami colludes with IGN for some soft coverage, and Japan shakes off the stifling clutches of the JRT in the news of the week.
News: Square Enix Releases Internal Targets for Tomb Raider
Square Enix discloses the sales-targets for Eidos’ ‘failures’, Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon is leaked early due to DRM exploits, and Resident Evil: Revelations HD charges players for ‘Raid Mode’ DLC/’Season pass’ in the news of the week.