Caspius and SiliconNooB tackle a huge pile of Nintendo-related news, including the announcement of the Switch Lite, the revelation of Earthbound Gamecube, and forthcoming updates to the continually increasing disappointment that is Nintendo Switch Online.
Square Enix fucks up the release of Final Fantasy XII, Square Enix reveals the reason why the Gambit system has not seen greater use, and Hello Games moves into publishing in the news of the week!
When the Gyme-trolley begins hurtling towards a group of goblins tied to the tracks, Lusipurr must choose whether to divert it onto another track where it will hit Bup, instead. Then, Lusipurr and the goblins record the four hundredth Starlight Megaphone!
Final Fantasy XV ressurects the 'Online Pass', No Man's Sky was a mistake, and Square Enix announces some games in the news of the week!