Denis Dyack throws his lot in with GamerGate, Konami apologises for trashing their fans, and CD Projekt Red are hypocrites in the news of the week!
Dyack returns once again from the grave, Xbots feel entitled to defraud Microsoft, and PS4 sales are coming along in leaps and bounds in the news of the week!
England follow up retaining the Ashes by winning the Ashes, much to the delight of Lusipurr and the chagrin of SiliconNooB. However, sports rivalries are eventually set aside in favour of a discussion about intellectual pursuits and Hamburger Helper.
Lusipurr (voiced by Gilbert Gottfried) assembles a panel consisting of SiliconNooB, Blitzmage, The Legendary Zoltan, and Mel (all voiced by Gilbert Gottfried), to discuss Denis Dyack, Don Mattrick, and Stephane D’Astous (all voiced by Gilbert Gottfried).
Xbone does yet another 180, dubious sources suggest that a large amount of the PS4's RAM will be consumed by the OS, and scandal-prone developer, Precursor Games, heads back to Kickstarter with their doomed project in the news of the week!
Yoichi Wada is named chairman of the board, Australia's ratings system is even worse than before, Atlus faces its most dire existential threat, and Silicon Knights/Precursor Games key creative talent has been arrested for being a child pornographer!